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Facts About Humans That Are True for 2015

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  • 9 out of 10 people can’t drive.
  • 9 out of 10 people don’t use their blinkers (*9 out of 10 of those people are from California).
  • 9 out of 10 people think two cars can occupy the same physical space at the same time, despite what Physics has taught us many times over the years.
  • 9 out of 10 people pretend they didn’t notice and act as though they weren’t going to attempt to occupy such physical space once they noticed their error.
  • 9 out of 10 people insist that the world will end unless their car is in front of yours (even if there isn’t a car behind you for miles, leaving more than enough space).
  • 9 out of 10 people don’t know how to properly take turns at a cross section.
  • 9 out of 10 people walk the same way they drive.
  • 9 out of 10 people maneuver shopping baskets the same way as well.
  • 9 out of 10 people still don’t know what a single-file line is, even in adulthood.
  • 7 out of 10 people forgot how to say please and thank you in public (and actually mean it [*Canada excluded from these results])
  • 9.5 out of 10 people believe that a posted speed limit is just a recommendation.
  • 1 out of 10 people believe that it is perfectly ok to stampede through a crowed with rolling luggage (*9 out of 10 of those people are Asian).

All of these facts were created by me and me alone. That’s right, “©” 2015 – “Me” (TheSa|nt)! No racism is believed to have any involvement in these results. If race is mentioned, it is based on fact and fact alone. For example…I love Asia and I love Asian people (as long as they don’t run over my feet with luggage, cut me off in traffic or cough in my face as they walk by [every ethnic group has their dingleberries in it]). Feel free to link to the article or mention it, but don’t steal it or make memes out of it because that’s stealing too. I typed it! It’s mine…all mine!! Miiiinnnee! Bwahahaha. Seriously though.. I have an army of spitting camels on standby to protect my interests. They have unlimited ammunition thanks to the Game Genies shoved up their rectums, and they will not back down once they have a target. You wouldn’t either if you were them. I mean, just consider the pain they’re in.

I also reserved the right to add to this article at any time…cause statistics…never…..end.

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