- 9 out of 10 people can’t drive.
- 9 out of 10 people don’t use their blinkers (*9 out of 10 of those people are from California).
- 9 out of 10 people think two cars can occupy the same physical space at the same time, despite what Physics has taught us many times over the years.
- 9 out of 10 people pretend they didn’t notice and act as though they weren’t going to attempt to occupy such physical space once they noticed their error.
- 9 out of 10 people insist that the world will end unless their car is in front of yours (even if there isn’t a car behind you for miles, leaving more than enough space).
- 9 out of 10 people don’t know how to